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When you reach the end of your rope,tie a knot in it and hang on..

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death..!!

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love.

Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.

Last seen 1980! 😀

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! 🙂

: Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about.. Mannequins. 😀

I hate fake people. You know what I’m talking about. Mannequins. 😀

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.

Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Whoever says “Good Morning” on Monday’s deserves to get slapped 🙂

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long. ? ?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

When I’m good, I’m very good and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂

. the best one night stand is masturbation…you get to play with p#%^y and don’t have explain why later…lol

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

I am crazy and hyper but that is 2 reasons why I am lovable.

. Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world.. huh

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time.. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂

 

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Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is.. Salary is Credited 🙂

I shouldn’t have to earn you time or attention, you should want to give it!

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

The best way to lie is to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Remember how you treated me so when I treat you like that you can understand why!

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Silence doesn’t always mean you’re mad… sometimes it just means you have nothing to say.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, just so I could hang out with me!

In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31

That awkward moment when the awkward moment get even more awkward!

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

Silence is the loudest words you can speak sometimes when you want to be heard more.

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂

. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I’m making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. – Zach Galifianakis

I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as ‘Free Recharge’

Onions make me sad. A lot of people don’t realize that. – Mitch Hedberg

It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. – Woody Allen

Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’

I’m on a whiskey diet.. I’ve lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper

Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.

There’s no such thing as addiction, there’s only things that you enjoy doing more than life. – Doug Stanhope

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. – Sam Kinison

At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂

Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.

I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it’s hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. – Larry David

You don’t have to like me… I am not a facebook status.

Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA and INTERVIEW.

Dream as if you’ll live forever… Live as if tomorrow is last one.

Newton’s law of love: Love can neither be created nor be destroyed. Only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another with some loss of money.

People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones.

I am not addicted to Facebook. I only use it when I have time.. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂

. Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or are in love.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup.

A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

Sometimes its better to bunk the class instead of attending it Cause today wen I look back, my marks never make me laugh but memories d.

WoW now I’m a graduate… Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.

God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s*xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well.. we all make mistakes.

Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.

Life isn’t about getting and having, it’s about giving and being.

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley…

I love my job only when I’m on vacation.

Girls, if he only wants your breasts, legs, and thighs. send him to KFC.

Never make eye contact while eating a banana.

Save water drink beer.

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I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

6 Peg Loading .. 😀

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. it’s called #Monday, please fix it

When I drink alcohol… Everyone says I’m alcoholic. But… When I drink Fanta.. No one says I’m fantastic!!!

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!

God is really creative, i mean.. just look at me 😛

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains.

Quiet people have the loudest minds.

I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Whatever it is – I didn’t do it!

Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software… it’s called Monday, please fix it.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

Cell phones these days keep getting thinner and smarter.. people the opposite.

Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

Person you love is 72.8% water.

My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…

Nothing is over until you stop trying.

If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.

Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone.

If there is a WILL, there are 500 relatives.

I speak my mind.. I never mind what I speak.

Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.

Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

my attitude depends upon the people in front of me

No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.

Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

 

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